Reportedly heavy discounting by retailers this summer

[Lady Lilya]

I was wearing my slippers.  The can made contact with the top of my foot in an area not covered by the slippers.  The edge of the can hit.  My bruise looks like a thick curved line. 

I guess he thought he was helping me.  Trying to carry cans from one place to another.  He always tries to be helpful.

[Dame]

Happy limping.  Good thing no bones were broken.